1
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- Welcome to the partay!

2
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We made it to the semifinals,

3
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and I felt like we needed
something,

4
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you know, to mark the occasion,

5
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and what better way than a
classic team bonding field trip?

6
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Also, it is Sasha's birthday-

7
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- It's party tiiiiiiime!

8
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- Hey!

9
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- Hehehey!

10
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Joanne, since I know
you're terrible at parties,

11
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I came prepared!

12
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Edibles, candies, candies that
are edible, mostly,

13
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some are expired,
and of course...

14
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Beer!

15
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- Boris, it's not that kind
of party.

16
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- Let's goooo!
- Party time!

17
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- P-p-p-party time!

18
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- Mmm mmm!

19
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- Yup, it's a team building
party for the semifinals!

20
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- Is this thing even safe,
Joanne?

21
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(laughter)

22
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- Okay, guys. Just, come on.

23
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It's Sasha's birthday, she
doesn't like birthdays, okay?

24
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- Ohhh!

25
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- So I-I wanted to make it still
fun and special,

26
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but I don't want her to think
it's about her,

27
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I want her to think
it's about the team!

28
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Just keep it on the down low,

29
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it's not birthday party,
it's just a casual,

30
00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:06,523
team building day where she
happens to have a magical time!

31
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- Casual.

32
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- Alright! I like the sound
of magic!

33
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Who wants to make it happen
a little bit faster

34
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with maybe candy, maybe drugs?

35
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(theme music)

36
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- Shit! We gotta go,
where's Sasha?

37
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- Hey Joanne, listen.

38
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Sorry, still owe you
this month's rent.

39
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I know, but, my parents
will not step in.

40
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(scoffs)

41
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- M B, look at me, look at me,
look at me!

42
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- So uh-

43
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(crash)

44
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I'm gonna have to sell Kevin.

45
00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:02,955
- No!

46
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- Kevin's a bong,
my most cherished bong.

47
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Named him after
a camp counsellor

48
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I tried to have sex with once.

49
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Doesn't sound like
it's important but, it was.

50
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It was.

51
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(everybody): Sasha!

52
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- Sorry I'm late! Oh, my God!

53
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- Buckle up, you're in for
the ride of your life!

54
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- Hey!

55
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- Oh, has that been sanitized?

56
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- No.

57
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Alright, driver man!
Let's go!

58
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(engine starts)

59
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(techno music)

60
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(cheering)

61
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- You having fun?

62
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- Party bus!

63
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- Who wants some liquor?

64
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- Woo!

65
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- Pour that shit in my mouth!

66
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- Whoa, Joanne!

67
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- Yey hehehey!

68
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(cheering)

69
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(bus engine backfires)

70
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- Okay, here we are!

71
00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,767
(music stops)

72
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- Here we are, guys.

73
00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,061
- What?
- What?

74
00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,187
- Where are we?

75
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- My favourite place
in the entire world!

76
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- Spaghetti Factory?

77
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- No, the field.

78
00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,192
- Huh?

79
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- Field party!

80
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- Huh?
- What?

81
00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:18,030
- Guys, I could only afford
the bus for a half an hour,

82
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so uh, let's get your shit
and go, come on.

83
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(groaning)

84
00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,456
Time to team build! Let's go.

85
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Starting off today with a
classic team building exercise -

86
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hula hoops.

87
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There you go.

88
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- I did it.

89
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- No, you gotta get your,
you gotta pass it on to Mel,

90
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so you gotta get your legs
through here.

91
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- Oh!

92
00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,550
- There you go, Lee just did it.
That's the spirit!

93
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- Wow!
- Shake it out!

94
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- Really good stuff, guys.

95
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(cellphone dings)
- Oh, you got two.

96
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- Up over.
- That's it, way to build.

97
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(voicemail): Hey, it's Leanne.

98
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I need an unbiased opinion.

99
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Roy and I got into a fight,
and I need someone to tell me

100
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if I'm being a huge bitch.

101
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So we're talking about
the flowers for the wedding,

102
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okay, and I sent him an email
that was-

103
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I sent you a picture of the
dress shirt Roy wants to wear-

104
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get ugly ass roses from Costco,
and your mom will hate them!

105
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Ugh! I'm sorrry, I'm venting,
I'm venting,

106
00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,411
I'm just so frustrated,
and I feel like no-

107
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- Girl loves a voice memo!

108
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Long ones.

109
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But I am not taking the bait!

110
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(beep)

111
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I can't talk now. Period.

112
00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,380
(beep)

113
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No, not period!
Just can't talk-

114
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- Is it Leanne?

115
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- Yeah. It is like, fully crazy,
right,

116
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that she voice memos me
about her relationship issues?

117
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- Yes, it is.

118
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- Okay, thank you.

119
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(laughs)

120
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- Um, can I ask you something?

121
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Do you kind of like this drama
with Leanne?

122
00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,235
(laughs)

123
00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,863
- What?

124
00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,614
I don't like drama!

125
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- Of course, but, but like,
maybe, just the part

126
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where you get to fix it all
for her, you know? Like-

127
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(cellphone message)

128
00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,675
- No.

129
00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,713
- Is that her?
- No.

130
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No thanks.

131
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Okay, um, time for
the Appreciation Hotseat!

132
00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,676
What?

133
00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,178
- Uh, I like your chest hair.

134
00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,888
- Oh yeah, thank you, Mel!

135
00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,765
It's really coming in full
around my nipples.

136
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- Yeah.

137
00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,100
- Okay, who's next?

138
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- No, I want to go around again!

139
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- No. Uh, Sasha?

140
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- Oh yeah! Sasha the queen!

141
00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,024
- You wanna get up there?
- Get up there!

142
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- Come on, Sasha!

143
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- So, I've been trying to keep
today lowkey, an unobvious ruse,

144
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you know, for Sasha's birthday,
but I couldn't help myself,

145
00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:29,828
I cooked up a little
birthday-not-birthday surprise,

146
00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,288
she's gonna love!

147
00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,208
- What are you doing
on your phone?

148
00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,169
- Clown doesn't, like, scream
birthday, right?

149
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- Oh, my God.
Did you get Sasha a clown?

150
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Sasha hates clowns!

151
00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:41,674
- How do you know that?

152
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- Because everybody hates
clowns!

153
00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:44,551
(cellphone buzzing)

154
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Oh. Oooh! Oh, good bong news
for me!

155
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- Oh yay!

156
00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:50,933
- You got a buyer?
- Yah yah yah!

157
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- Nice!

158
00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,227
(cheering)

159
00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,645
- Uh, let's...
Let's appreciate you, Sasha!

160
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- Okay.

161
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- Let's do this! Boris, you go.

162
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- Okay! Um, Sasha.

163
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You have one of the biggest
hearts of anyone-

164
00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,489
- Ugh, eww! Ugh, stop, stop, stop.

165
00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,366
Sorry.

166
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,742
- I really, really, really
like-

167
00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:10,703
- Lee, finish that sentence,
I'm gonna kick you in the face!

168
00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,996
- Oh... kay.
- Jesus Christ.

169
00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:15,916
- Sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry, I just, I -

170
00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,043
I really hate being the centre
of attention, guys.

171
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And today is just a really
sensitive day for me.

172
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Guys... never mind, sorry.
Go on.

173
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- Uh, okay, well the next
compliment coming up,

174
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Joanne told us maybe that
it is your, uh...

175
00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,224
- No, no, no, no, no, no no!

176
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Go! Go, go, go!
We're cutting the clown!

177
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- No! Sasha! Sasha!
Okay, everybody!

178
00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,105
- We're cutting the clown!
- What?

179
00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,565
- We're cutting the clown.
- Why?

180
00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,318
- You look great, just um.
I'm sorry, can you go? Just go!

181
00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,402
Please!

182
00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,778
- What the fuck?

183
00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,339
(team singing Happy Birthday)

184
00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:53,580
? Happy Birthday
Dear Sasha ?

185
00:06:54,539 --> 00:07:01,170
? Happy Birthday To You! ?

186
00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,672
(trunk slam)

187
00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,423
(squeeze toy sound)

188
00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,382
- Ready?
- Ready.

189
00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,592
- You're safe! You're safe.

190
00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,052
- Ugh!
- Ey!

191
00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,303
- Nice! Trust.

192
00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,387
(applause)

193
00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,597
- You have to clap your hands
after?

194
00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,528
- Oh. Oh, I just did that
instinctively.

195
00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:16,185
- I'm sorry about all this,
I-I thought that,

196
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,104
I know you don't like birthdays,
I thought that maybe I could

197
00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,232
do it nice and, then I fucked it
up with the party bus and the-

198
00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:26,029
- No, no! It was so sweet! I
need to be better at birthdays.

199
00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,740
- Why do you hate them?

200
00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:33,327
- It's just, when I was a kid,
my mom would always forget,

201
00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,079
so it was just easier
if I just pretended

202
00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,160
like I didn't have one.

203
00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,303
- And then you never got
your wheelies.

204
00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,169
- Wait, what?

205
00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,963
- You told me about how
when you were a kid,

206
00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,614
you always wanted wheelies,
but you never got them?

207
00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:51,970
- Yeah! I still kind of do, actually.

208
00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,013
(laughs)

209
00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,432
How do you remember that?

210
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,725
- I don't know.

211
00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:00,938
You know, in the spirit
of trying to get better

212
00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,022
at birthdays,

213
00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,566
is there anything that you've
ever done for yours that

214
00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,026
didn't totally suck?

215
00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:09,196
- Well, one time I got a gift
certificate to a spa,

216
00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:13,660
and I barbecued like, a bunch of
hot dogs, God, I love hot dogs!

217
00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:17,413
- Then that is what we'll do!

218
00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:19,415
- If you guys fucking drop me...

219
00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,125
- We won't drop you!
- We're all behind you!

220
00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,835
Hold these, hold these,
hold these. Okay.

221
00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,044
- Hey! Bros!

222
00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,129
(clears throat)

223
00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,130
Uh, change of plans!

224
00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,381
(background chatter)

225
00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:31,260
New team building exercise!
Who wants to go to the spa?

226
00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,845
- Yes! I love the spa!

227
00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,013
- Nothing fancy!

228
00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,517
- A home spa, chez Joanne,
with hot dogs!

229
00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:38,934
- Ehh.

230
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:39,768
- And beer!

231
00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,645
- Sick!
- My kind of spa!

232
00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,773
Oh! Somebody text Zari,
tell her to get the oak leaves

233
00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,358
so we can whip each other
with them.

234
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,778
- Sound bath.

235
00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,988
Sound bath.

236
00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,657
We've got some aromatherapy
for you.

237
00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,243
- May I offer you a hot dog?

238
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,703
- Cocoa butter!

239
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,163
- The jumbo kind?

240
00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:02,541
- Okay, I got the stones
for the hot stone massage!

241
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,044
- How'd you get them hot?

242
00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,045
- I don't remember.

243
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,632
But, unrelated, your microwave,
I think it's broken.

244
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,968
(light tapping on bottle)

245
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,386
- Vanilla!

246
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,305
- Sound bath.

247
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,514
- Cinnamon!

248
00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:21,143
- Take one of these rocks,
onto your back-

249
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:21,977
- Unngghh!

250
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,437
- Oh! It's too hot?
It's too hot?

251
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,730
You gotta breathe through it.

252
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,523
Okay, why don't we just try
a whole bunch at once?

253
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,724
- Uh Boris, take a break!

254
00:09:27,725 --> 00:09:29,318
- Thank you, Boris.
- You welcome!

255
00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,652
- That was so nice!
- Ya, it's good!

256
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,612
- Anybody wanna see my room?

257
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:32,905
- Ooh, me!
- Hell yeah!

258
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,949
- Welcome to Casa de Ann,
the bong tour starts now.

259
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,745
I'd like to start off here with
the Dunnington-Schaeffer 98.

260
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,539
As you can see,
the downstem and the bowl

261
00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,167
made of the same blown glass.

262
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,001
- Nice!

263
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,419
- Makes it a rarity in bong
circles!

264
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,505
- What's all these ones?
- That's just some of my like,

265
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,715
I don't know, prototypes.
I-I'm thinking about

266
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,593
working on a line, but uh -
ooh, ooh. Be careful, the-

267
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,844
- They got faces!

268
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,721
- I-I don't like fingerprints,
you know? Okay.

269
00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,181
- It's like a musical
instrument, too.

270
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,727
- It's cute, it's cute, but hey.
Check it out over here.

271
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,279
This is Kevin.

272
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,024
Limited Edition Superstellar X.

273
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,569
Been through a lot together
over the years.

274
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,781
Today I have to sell him,
cause I owe Joanne rent.

275
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,617
- And I can see that
it's a thing that reminds you

276
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,327
of other things, hmm?

277
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,205
It's really nice, yeah.

278
00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,832
- Hey, at least I'm getting
three grand for it.

279
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,292
- You're getting three grand
for that piece of shit?

280
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,293
- Hey!

281
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,211
- Sorry.

282
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,379
- She didn't mean it!

283
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,589
- Sometimes my consumer advocacy
makes me say mean things.

284
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,466
- You just need to see him
in better light!

285
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,093
- Thank you for being
such a good sport!

286
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:41,890
At risk of making it
worse, this is for you.

287
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,642
- You didn't have to
get me a present.

288
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,645
(paper tearing)

289
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,734
Wheelies?

290
00:10:50,894 --> 00:10:52,776
Blue ones?

291
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,820
- Yeah well, you're special,

292
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,530
and I thought you should
feel special today.

293
00:10:56,531 --> 00:11:00,701
So yeah,
it's just shoes, you know?

294
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,245
- It's, it's too much. Um-

295
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,163
- Like, too much, bad?

296
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,956
Cause that's usually what
too much means.

297
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,667
- Well, I just, I didn't realize
they even made

298
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,127
these in adult sizes, you know?

299
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,171
- Actually, these are
the biggest boys size,

300
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,298
but I checked like a bunch
of reviews on Amazon,

301
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,800
and they're gonna fit!

302
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,009
(door opens)

303
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:21,972
- Hello? Oh, you're alive!
Heyyy! Hey!

304
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,140
- Leanne?

305
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,684
- Is this a party? Is this
a party I wasn't invited to?

306
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,935
(laughs)

307
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,562
- Yeah. Well, you,
you can't just like,

308
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,273
you can't just barge in here-

309
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,234
- Ugh! You guys, I'm just
so over this!

310
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,152
(Zari clears throat)

311
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,821
Like, why are relationships
so hard?

312
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,990
I mean, Roy, Roy's amazing.

313
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,451
But it's like, I have to make
every decision,

314
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,871
I'm so sick of hearing,
"Oh, whatever you want, babe!

315
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,665
Oh, whatever you want!"

316
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,125
Like, what am I suppo-

317
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,793
(gasp)

318
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,211
- Hi!
- Aaah!

319
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,212
- Oh, my God!

320
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,089
- How are you?
Thought I heard your voice!

321
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,715
- Come join us!
- Nice to see you!

322
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,586
- Come, come.
- So good to see you guys!

323
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,012
- It's good to see you, too.

324
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,262
- Awww!

325
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,724
Come on, seriously, I miss
you guys, I miss the team,

326
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,436
I miss the belonging
and the camaraderie.

327
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,437
Awww, Lee!

328
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,522
- Hey!

329
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,900
- Little Lee! The newbie!

330
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,194
Aww, you, seriously,
you've made me see things anew!

331
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,195
- That's beautiful.

332
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,280
- Sasha. Seriously, I'm sorry
about what I said

333
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,366
at the fieldhouse, your face
obviously doesn't look

334
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,702
like a cheese grater!

335
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,495
I, you know I hope that we can
be friends!

336
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,581
Boris! You party girl!

337
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,541
I miss that.

338
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,042
Like, should we go to Vegas?

339
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,044
- That would be fun,
but I'm not allowed

340
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,587
in the United States anymore.

341
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,048
- Aww, and Zardi!

342
00:12:39,044 --> 00:12:40,968
- Who?

343
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:41,885
- You!

344
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,763
You social justice warrior!

345
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:50,894
You opened my eyes to the world.
You really matter to me, Zardi.

346
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,939
- You know her name is Zari?

347
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,481
- You changed your name?

348
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,649
- You just never knew my name!

349
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,360
- I have always called you
Zardi!

350
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,071
(scoffs)

351
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,072
(sighs)

352
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,284
Okay. Who am I thinking of, then?

353
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,576
- Yourself?

354
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,120
(laughter)

355
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,372
(snickering)

356
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,874
- You hate me.

357
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,083
(group): No!

358
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,753
- You do! You guys, you hate me!

359
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:18,088
You hate me, and Roy hates me,

360
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,716
and my wedding is gonna be
a fucking disaster,

361
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,761
so like, what's the point?
What is the point?

362
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,304
- You forgot your purse!
- That worked out!

363
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,472
- Byeee!

364
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,598
- Sorry!

365
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,349
- What the fuck
was she doing here?

366
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:33,729
- Well, welcome to my life for
the past ten years.

367
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,606
- Thank God she's gone! Whew!

368
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,107
- Relax, back to the party!

369
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,318
- Let's continue the,
the spa day-

370
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:43,405
- Ayo. That chick, she's
climbing a tree in the backyard.

371
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,532
- Help! I'm in a tree,
I can't get down!

372
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,658
(laughter)

373
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,951
- Yeah, fuck.

374
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,495
- She's always gotta be
the centre of attention,

375
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,329
doesn't she?

376
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,288
- Yup!

377
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,707
- Okay, I think that is gonna be
my cue to go,

378
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:54,958
thank you so much
for everything.

379
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,129
- You don't have to go,
I'm gonna get rid of-

380
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,512
(exasperated sigh)

381
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:00,882
- Just jump!

382
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,549
- Oh, my God, you would
love that, wouldn't you?

383
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,428
- Why don't you just climb down
the way you climbed up?

384
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,472
- Okay.

385
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,099
(sobbing)

386
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:15,062
I can't! Oh, my God, I can't,
I can't! I can't!

387
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,522
- Okay, okay, okay.

388
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,900
Today was supposed to be about
team building, so let's do it.

389
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:23,028
Operation Get Leanne
Out Of The Tree.

390
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:26,073
Okay, how about we make a-
a human ladder?

391
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:26,865
- Mmm.

392
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,200
- And then we can fireman
her out?

393
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,369
- Yeah yeah yeah. Okay. Lee,
I'll go on the bottom,

394
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,495
cause I'm the strongest.

395
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,914
Get on my back, and everyone can
go up one by one after.

396
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,124
- Okay, I'm gonna jump, okay?

397
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,918
- Oh, my God! Are you fucking
made of concrete?

398
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,045
- Okay, just bend your knees.

399
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,171
- Abort! Abort!

400
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,756
- Get off, get off.
- Okay, okay, okay.

401
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,550
(phone ding)
- My buyer's here, I gotta go!

402
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,884
- Hey, but we need you!

403
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,220
- I gotta go!

404
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,346
- You wanna go on the bottom?
- Yeah.

405
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,223
- Okay. You go next, and then
I'll get on you.

406
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,694
- You guys, I'm not going
on the human centipede!

407
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,145
- Hi-
- Oh!

408
00:14:56,146 --> 00:15:00,442
- Oh my, hi!
M-Mr. League Commissioner!

409
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,986
- Yes! H-hello, young lady!

410
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,071
I was just... you know what?

411
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,532
I was just wondering
if you happen to have

412
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,243
a bathroom I could use?

413
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:15,414
- You're not, uh, here for the,
the bong?

414
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,666
- No.

415
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,336
(faint child's laughter)

416
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,548
I am here for the bong, okay?

417
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,591
- Mm-hmm.

418
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,469
- I'm sorry, I just like to keep
my weed life

419
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,137
separate from my sports life, okay?

420
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:34,767
So if you could just, I was not
expecting it to be you!

421
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,351
- Hey, weed's legal. It's okay.

422
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,103
Come on in, I'll show you my
bong collection

423
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,813
before the pi�ce de r�sistance!

424
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,231
- Okay!

425
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,109
- Okay, let's try the
Appreciation Hotseat, okay?

426
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,363
Then we'll build some trust with
Leanne, and she'll jump down.

427
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,414
- Mmm.
- Okay?

428
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,949
- What are you guys saying?

429
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,116
- Alright.

430
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,117
- You're laughing at me?

431
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,535
- No! Absolutely not.

432
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,497
We're all gonna say something
that we like about you,

433
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,999
and um, then you're gonna forget
about this,

434
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,835
and you're gonna jump down.
Okay?

435
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,629
- Okay!
- Okay.

436
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,465
(birds chirping)

437
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,467
- Who wants to go first?

438
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,055
You can go, you can start now.

439
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:15,808
Can you hear me?

440
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,476
- You have amazing boobs.

441
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,519
- Sorry?

442
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,895
- You have amazing boobs!

443
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,979
- Yeah.

444
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,314
- Who's next?

445
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,357
- Um-

446
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,317
- Look, just go inside,
get one of Ann's bongs.

447
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,028
We'll hoist it up the tree,
she'll take a hit, fear gone.

448
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,154
She'll climb down.

449
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,656
- Great idea.
- Mmm.

450
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:35,161
- I didn't, I didn't hear you!
I didn't hear your compliment.

451
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,414
- I didn't say one.

452
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,083
(humming)

453
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:46,631
- Ah! Perfect. A bong with
nobody guarding it!

454
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,342
Oh, hello.

455
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,218
Teamwork!

456
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:54,681
(team): Teamwork!
Teamwork! Teamwork!

457
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,683
- Yeah, you almost got it.

458
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,851
- Bring it, bring it!

459
00:16:58,852 --> 00:16:59,977
- You got it, you got it!

460
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,395
- Just reach, man!

461
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,230
- It's harder! Than you think!

462
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,898
- I'm just swinging it in!
- You gotta swing.

463
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:05,949
- Nice!

464
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,861
- Okay, gimme some slack!

465
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,078
- Sorry!
- Sorry.

466
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,530
- This is stupid, this isn't
gonna work.

467
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,448
- You got this!

468
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,907
- How do I even use this thing?

469
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,534
- You gotta pull at the same
time.

470
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,326
- There you go.

471
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,121
- You gotta suck.
- Big inhale.

472
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,542
(birds chirping)

473
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,052
- It won't be easy.

474
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,012
He'll think it's strange,

475
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,264
when I try to explain
how I feel.

476
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,348
- What's happening?

477
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,017
- And I still need your love-

478
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,811
- Just let it run its course.

479
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,730
- He won't believe me!

480
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,568
All you will see is a girl
you once knew.

481
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,737
But I chose freedom.

482
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:56,993
Running around, trying
everything new, like Roy.

483
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,369
- Okay, Leanne. I think that's-

484
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,997
? But nothing impressed me at
all ?

485
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:06,001
? I never expected it to ?

486
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,962
? Don't cry for me Argentina-

487
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:09,922
(gasps)

488
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,174
(bong smashes)

489
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,635
- Oh fuck.

490
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:14,885
- Fuck!
- Shit!

491
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:15,844
- That's $3,000!

492
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,179
- Ann is gonna fucking kill us!

493
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,681
- Oooh!
(laughter)

494
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:21,183
- Mel, can you get me some duct
tape? I can fix this.

495
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,559
- I hope so!

496
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,560
- Yeah!

497
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,229
- That's it, I am calling
the fire department!

498
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,480
Where is my phone?

499
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:29,108
- No! Not the fire department!
No, they hate me!

500
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,527
- No way, is this a First
Edition Verandah?

501
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,071
- Yeah! So many people think
that the glasswork

502
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,447
is just decorative, pfft!

503
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,408
- No, it's the way the glass
is ground.

504
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:40,995
The cut controls the airflow,
so you get that nice, clean,

505
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,121
dry pull.

506
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,352
- Exactly, you can taste
the craftsmanship.

507
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:47,751
- A lesser bong would just
rip your throat apart.

508
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:48,794
- Oh, my God.

509
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,753
Oh.

510
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,172
- Well, look at these fancy lads
over here!

511
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,132
- Oh, brr!

512
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,633
- Are they for sale, too?

513
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,636
- No, these are nothing, it's
just um, I make bongs sometimes!

514
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,347
- Okay, Picasso! I think you're
selling yourself a bit short.

515
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:04,893
Look at that! This reminds me of
a jean jacket my ex-wife had.

516
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:05,894
- Damn!

517
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,229
(sniff)

518
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,648
(door opens)

519
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,566
- Did you get her down?

520
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:14,111
- No! Jesus! Wait, have you
heard from Sasha?

521
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,654
- Get your hands off of me!

522
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,699
- Oh, my God, you're lucky that
I was there when you came out!

523
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,867
- You got out!
- Yeah!

524
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:20,993
- Jesus!

525
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:24,121
- I am leaving!
Boris tried to grope me

526
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,748
when I jumped out of the tree!

527
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,792
- No! Leanne, you jumped,
and then your chest

528
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,171
touched my chest, it was
contact, it wasn't groping!

529
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,464
- Yeah, and you loved it!

530
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,050
- Thank you for ruining Sasha's
birthday, Leanne,

531
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,343
you did a great job!

532
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,888
- Sasha Sasha Sasha! We get it!
You love Sasha!

533
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:41,930
- Maybe I do!

534
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,057
(gasps)
- Oh!

535
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,108
- No!

536
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:48,937
- Well... I mean yeah, I like
her, but she doesn't like me!

537
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:52,232
Because she thinks I'm addicted
to drama, and maybe I am,

538
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,817
considering I let my
ex-girlfriend

539
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,571
break into my house and, and
climb the tree in my backyard,

540
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:58,948
so yeah!

541
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,202
Yeah, I like her.

542
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,620
- Awww!

543
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,915
- Jojo bean, she is never
gonna like you!

544
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,166
Why do you think she left?

545
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,292
- Rude.

546
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,169
- And I wouldn't have
had to come here

547
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,671
if you just answered my call!

548
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,507
- You know what, Leanne?
I am blocking your number.

549
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:19,343
Don't call me, do not text me,

550
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:23,431
do not voice memo me!
Ever again!

551
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,683
- Careful what you wish for.
It's very dramatic!

552
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:27,684
- Bye bye!

553
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:28,644
- See ya!

554
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,689
- Fucking block her! Block her!

555
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:35,527
(team chanting): Block her!
Block her! Block her! Block her!

556
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,740
(cheering)

557
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,243
- Okay look, I know that was
really dramatic,

558
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,869
but it was the adult thing
to do.

559
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,288
- Good job!
- Thanks.

560
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,249
- So, come on in, I uh, I just
wanted to put Kevin up here

561
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,877
so you could see him
in the sunlight, his, his best-

562
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,212
- Hi everyone.
- Hey.

563
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,255
- What the fuck?

564
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,381
What the fuck?

565
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,757
- The commissioner?
- Just go with it!

566
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,553
- Whoa! Okay.

567
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,264
- I-I-I-I-

568
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,932
- This is not what I was
expecting.

569
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,769
- Um. Uh, um, I uh...

570
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:18,611
- I think it's fantastic.
It's a work of art. I love it!

571
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,655
- Y-y-you love, he loves it, he
love, he loves it!

572
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:22,698
- Great!

573
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:23,991
- Yeah, you know, you put your
personal touch

574
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:27,202
on an already prized item,
made it even more special.

575
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,912
It's beautiful. You know what?

576
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:32,291
I'm gonna give you $500 more
than the price we agreed on.

577
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,461
Yeah, you deserve it,
you're an artist!

578
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,504
Full d, my divorce
settlement just went through,

579
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,631
and my ex-wife now-

580
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,966
Super rich!

581
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,051
- Good for her!

582
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,635
- Half of that is mine now!

583
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,887
(laughs)

584
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:45,888
- Nice, man!

585
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:46,764
- Poor her!

586
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:47,890
- Yah, thanks!

587
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:51,936
Oh, um, guys? I was telling
the young lady here,

588
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,272
let's try to keep
my weed smoking life

589
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:58,525
separate from
the league commissioner?

590
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,444
- Your secret is safe with us!

591
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,820
- Okay. Yeah.

592
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,239
- No, I mean especially if you
wanna give us a little

593
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,199
(click)

594
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,492
leg up in the semis!

595
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,327
- Absolutely not. That's-

596
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,079
- Alright.
- That's not even funny.

597
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,288
- Mm-hmm. It was just a joke, sir.

598
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:13,123
- Yeah, I hope so.
Thanks!

599
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,458
- Goodbye, Mr. League
Commissioner!

600
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:16,251
Thank you for your service!

601
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,503
- Later!
- Take care!

602
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,046
- We respect the rules.

603
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,339
- Always have, always will!

604
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,256
- Take care!

605
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,841
- Can you believe it?

606
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,675
- Hey!

607
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,219
- That fucking worked out, huh?

608
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,845
(indistinct chatter)

609
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,931
- Hold it up to the light!
Let me feel it!

610
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,182
- Okay.

611
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,233
- Smell it.

612
00:22:31,234 --> 00:22:32,351
- Holy!

613
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,812
- A tip for me, tip for me, eh!

614
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:36,647
- Okay, slumlord. Here's your
rent.

615
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,607
- I had to get that bitch
out of the tree!

616
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,859
- I deserve a hundred!

617
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,820
- It's a good day, guys!

618
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,531
(background chatter)

619
00:22:44,752 --> 00:22:48,450
- But then, like, you learn
this trick,

620
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:49,618
and then you can just kind of-

621
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,036
- Want another beer?
- Yeah!

622
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:51,912
- Yes please!
- Yeah.

623
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:53,288
- Please, please, please,
please, please!

624
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,665
- Everybody?
- Thanks, Joanne!

625
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,500
- You guys want pizza
for dinner,

626
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,128
or some of the drugs I brought?

627
00:22:58,503 --> 00:22:59,586
- No drugs for me.

628
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,213
- I'll take the pizza,
thank you.

629
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,548
(phone dings)

630
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,174
- okay, I almost wiped out
a couple of times,

631
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,218
so it's probably a good idea
that I didn't have these

632
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:07,428
when I was younger!

633
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,514
But, look, I love them!

634
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:11,974
Thanks for the wheelies!

635
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:15,311
Honestly, you might have changed
my mind about birthdays!

636
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:20,859
Also, you're not too much -
you're just enough!

637
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:23,820
(screaming)

638
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,364
(background chatter)

639
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:30,076
(whispering) Yes! That's what
I'm talking about! Whew!

640
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:34,371
- Yo, Joanne? We're dying of
sobriety! Bring us some beer!

641
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:35,331
- Coming!

642
00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,417
(saxophone)

643
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,671
- Thank you for inviting me
to your weed tasting, and-

644
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:44,798
- Aw, thanks for the weed!
Mr. League Commissioner!

645
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,259
- Don't thank me,
thank my ex-wife!

646
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,553
- Mmm.

647
00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:50,304
- Ladies?

648
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:51,638
- Mmm?

649
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:56,853
- Little boy? May I please offer
you some life advice?

650
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:01,649
Marry rich, and die young!

651
00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:02,700
- Mmm.

652
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,694
- I'm young!

653
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,782
- Me too, little boy.
Me too.

654
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,868
(theme music)

655
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:44,484
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